Rajesh: Which celebrity would you say I look like the most?
Howard: Halle Berry….Why? Rajesh: Stuart and I are putting dating profiles online and it’s one of the questions…And thank you…I’d kill for that woman’s bone structure. Leonard: Why are you reading Price and Prejudice? Sheldom: I’ll tell you why. Amy ruined Raiders of the Lost Ark for me, so now I’m trying to find something beloved to her and ruin that. Howard: Because her life wasn’t enough…. Rajesh: Wait, how can, how can anyone ruin Raiders? It’s perfect. Sheldom: Yeah, except for the fact that Indiana Jones is completely irrelevant to the story. With or without him, the Nazis find the Ark, open it and die. All: Aw! Aw! Aw! Howard: Hey wait a minute. No, the Nazis were digging in the wrong place. The only reason they got the Ark was because Indy found it first. Leonard: Actually, they were only digging in the wrong place because Indy had the Medallion. Without him, they would have had the Medallion and dug in the right place…. All: Aw! Aw! Aw!
(Watching an Indiana Jones film…..)
Sheldom: So, what’d you think? Amy: It was good. Sheldom: That’s it? “Good”? Amy: I enjoyed it. When you told me I was going to be “losing my virginity”, I didn’t think you meant showing me Raiders of the Lost Ark for the first time. Sheldom: My apologies. I chose my words poorly. I should have said you were about to have your world rocked on my couch. Anyway, thank you for watching it. It’s one of my all-time favourites. Amy: It was very entertaining …despite the glaring story problem. Sheldom: Story problem? You…oh, Amy….. What a dewy-eyed moon-calf you are. Raiders of the Lost Ark is the love child of Steven Spielberg and George Lucas, two of the most gifted filmmakers of our generation. I’ve watch it 36 times, except for the snake scene and the face melting scene, which I can only watch when It’s still light out, but…I defy you to find a story problem. Here’s my jaw, drop it. Amy: All right, Indiana Jones plays no role in the outcome of the story. If he weren’t in the film, it would turn out exactly the same. Sheldom: Oh, I see your confusion. You don’t understand. Indiana Jones was the one in the hat with the whip. Amy: No, I do, and if he weren’t in the movie, the Nazis would have still found the Ark, taken it to the island, opened it up and all died…just like they did….Let me close that for you. Examiner: What do you do?
Sasha: I do a job-share with a friend in a boutique … I enjoy it … I like working with customers … unfortunately it’s only temporary work but one of the perks of the job is I get a discount on the clothes … Examiner: Do you have any career plans yet? Carly: Yes … I’d like to be my own boss one day … I’m interested in programming and I’d like to create apps for myself or for other companies … I know being self employed would be a challenge but the idea of doing a nine-to-five job doesn’t appeal to me at all … |